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Real Science Teaching. Real Classroom Experience.
I’m Amy Brown, a veteran high school biology and chemistry teacher, wife, and mom who understands the daily reality of lesson planning, grading, meetings, and everything in between. I know what it feels like to have too much to do and not enough time to do it.
After decades in the classroom, I’ve created rigorous, classroom-tested biology and chemistry resources that save you planning time while still delivering strong, meaningful science instruction. Every lab, activity, and lesson is designed to move students beyond memorization and into real scientific thinking.
If you want your students excited about science and thinking deeply without spending your entire weekend planning, you’re in the right place.
“I just love getting kids hooked on science.”
Wildflowers Anyone?
Make Mother Nature Part of Your Summer Learning Plan
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| A picnic along the shores of Lake Huron |
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| Really big tree!! |
2. Go outside at night. Catch fireflies. Look at the stars. Listen for the hoot of an owl. Watch the moon rise.
4. Take a daily nature walk. Give your child a brown paper lunch sack for their "nature bag." Tell them to fill their nature sack with any and all items that interest them. We live in an urban area and still find plenty of leaves, insects, seeds, and flowers.
5. Get a field guide and learn to identify the organisms in it. There are so many possibilities to choose from! You can learn to identify wildflowers, trees, insect, birds, or amphibians. My daughters and I love wildflowers, and we take our wildflower guide with us wherever we go. As we find a new wildflower, we write the date and location in our field guide. All these years later, we see our notations and smile about the adventures we recorded in the book. On one particular page, my daughter recorded, "Mom fell in the pond!"
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| Hiking in Yellowstone National Park... the most amazing trip we ever mad |
7. Give your child a magnifying glass. Have them make a list of the living organisms they see, and have them describe how they are adapted to the environment.
8. Set up several bird feeders. Fill them with different types of food and see what comes to the feeder. We have feeders filled with hummingbird nectar, thistle seeds, sunflower seeds, and plain bird seed. All can be purchased from Wal Mart. Have your child keep a log of which birds come to the feeder and what they eat. Also, have them record the time of year the bird is seen. It is fun to discover which are migratory because the "logbook" indicates that you only see them in the spring and again in the fall.
9. Watch the bees around a flower garden. Teach your children that bees are our friends and explain to them that the bee is doing more than just feeding on the nectar.
10. Watch a spider spin a web. It is incredible!
11. Ant farms, ladybug houses, sea monkeys!! As my children grew up, some type of creature was usually present at our kitchen table during meal time. An ant farm is very interesting to watch during meal time!
12. Sit on the side of a lake or pond, and count how many turtles stick their heads above water for air. The quiet time you spend with your kids is simply priceless.
13. Save a turtle. Our car stops for turtles. Help them across the road, please.
14. Children love insects. Have your child look for insects and then identify their habitat and niche. Remember: The habitat is the "address" and the niche is their "job" in the community or ecosystem.
15. Go on a picnic. Drop a piece of food on the ground and see how long it takes the ants (or flies!) to find it. Watch how the ants communicate with one another to send the message back to the ant hill that food is nearby.
As you can see, nature has played a huge role in my life, both in my career as a biology teacher and in my role as a mother. And while teaching my children about science and nature was important, it pales in comparison to this simple thing .... Once your children are grown and living on their own, they will still want to go on 'Mom adventures" with you.
Our children and our students will be responsible for making decisions about our planet in just a short number of years. We have to get them excited about nature. We have to make sure they understand how their actions impact our planet. Our students are the future caretakers of this beautiful planet and there is not an "app" for that. I hope that when they are adults we have taught them enough about science and nature that they can make informed decisions about how to take care of it.
Museum of Natural History - New York City
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| The Museum of Natural History |
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| Hall of Biodiversity |
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| The invertebrates were amazing! |
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| "The Oceans" room may have been my favorite! |
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| This crab was about 6 feet across! |
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| I do love insects! And the insect displays were astounding! |
Growing Up With My Biology Teacher Mom!
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| Hiking to a waterfall on the island of Kauai |
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| I learned to identify wildflowers at an early age. The Indian Paintbrush will always be one of my favorites. |
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| Hiking through the mountains of northern Georgia. This was one big tree! |
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| Yes, Mom, I know they are lichens! |
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| Crab hunting |
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| Snorkeling |
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| I will never forget what "allelopathy" is! |
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| Overnight spelunking trip |
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| Hiking in Grand Teton National Park |
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| Yellowstone National Park |
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| Mom in Yellowstone |
Let's Have Some "Pun"!
We only have one week of school left, followed by a couple of days of final exams. My kids are antsy, hyper, jittery, tired, and generally uninterested in anything that resembles school work. After doing battle trying to keep their attention on Friday, I decided (on a whim) to have them write a pun about biology, or anything related to science. It was initially met with the usual round of grumbling, but after a few minutes, my students really got into this. Some of the "puns" were really good! And some of them were absolutely awful!! :) And some of them were just repeats of classic jokes we told in the 3rd grade. Anyway, it did keep them occupied for a bit while we waited for the final bell of the day.
I thought I would post a few of the puns my students came up with. Beware: Some of these are sooooo bad they will cause you to moan!! Enjoy!

What did the alga say to the fungus? I'm lichen you!
What did the mushroom say to the pepperoni? I'm a fun-guy!
What did the lipid say to the H2O? You water get out of here.
What element on the periodic table describes my school day? Boron
What do you call half of your large intestine? A semicolon!
Beware of the guy running a scam because he mitochondria.
The teacher's lounge is full of staph.
What do you call one-millionth of a straw? A microtubule.
What did one gene say to a neighboring gene? Crossover and see me some time.
What does a doctor do to his patients? He either helium or barium.
One organism's pickup line to another in a bar: What's your phylum?
If you breath, you will respire. If you don't breathe, you will expire.
How do you know if a cell is an egg cell or a sperm cell? Pull down its genes.
What did one chromatid say to the other chromatid? You've got chiasma.
What did the salt say to the water? I solute you!
Try this with your students. This can be done with any age group and with any subject area.
And don't forget: The most important thing is to just have pun!
A Tribute to My Mom, the Biology Teacher
My mom passed away in 2001, but not a day goes by that I don't think of her. My mom was a biology teacher, and now I am a biology teacher, too. My mom was an inspiration to so many people. We grew up in a very small, rural town in the deep south. Many of her students never dreamed they could attend college and have a different sort of life than the one they were accustomed to. She taught them that they "could" as well as teaching them biology.
I went back to my home town yesterday for my high school band reunion. I kept hearing two comments over and over: "You look just like your mother!" and "Your mother was the best teacher I ever had!" Both comments meant the world to me.
Growing up with my mother was quite the adventure! At a very young age, I was looking at pond water under a microscope and marveling at the creatures I saw there. I could spot liverworts and bladderworts growing so close to the ground in a swampy area that no one else would even know they existed there. She always had her wildflower books with her, and the car would come to a screeching halt whenever she spotted a potentially new wildflower along the road. The car also stopped for turtles. They simply had to be moved to the side of the road and out of harms way. She showed me touch-me-nots and explained how touching them caused the cells to lose turgor pressure and that was why the leaves folded up. Once on a family vacation to the beach, a dead sting ray washed up on shore. We dissected it! She took us fishing and canoeing and walking through the woods. I caught lightening bugs like all kids do, but I knew the how and why of their flashing.
I have two daughters. I have taken them on many of these same adventures. They can amaze their friends with all sorts of biological facts. They love going on nature walks with me. I thank my mother again for the closeness I share with my daughters. She passed a love of nature to me, and as I passed this on to my daughters, we formed a strong and unbreakable bond to one another.
What choice did I have but to become a biology teacher, too? I have now taught biology for 27 years. I sincerely hope that I have inspired some young mind along the way. Good luck to all my AP students who are taking the AP Biology exam tomorrow. Thanks, Mom. I love you.
PS - She was also an avid bird watcher. She loved hummingbirds best of all. Mom, this hummingbird is for you.














































